Aug. 25th, 2004
What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? No, just death. Isn't that enough?  
Frightening thought... but lately I've found myself thinking that having a boyfriend again might not be such a horrible thing.

Now, if only you could order one from Pink Dot. I'd like mine with the extended warranty replacement guarantee, please.
 
 
Mood: contemplative
Listening to: Charlotte Martin - I'm Normal, Please Date Me (Live)
 
 
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waggy3eb on August 25th, 2004 - 04:52 am
Walmart has them at wholesale.. it's a good pick up, really. Half the price of Target.
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ex_prezrober685 on August 25th, 2004 - 05:42 am
yeah but you really don't get that quality you want.
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waggy3eb on August 25th, 2004 - 09:02 am
but, when there's 2 for 1 sale, it's quantity over quality.
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ex_prezrober685 on August 25th, 2004 - 09:50 am
ah yes... the rule of mass consumption... tis true, tis true.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 25th, 2004 - 05:45 pm
That can sometimes make the lower quality doable (so to speak).
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eviltickles on August 25th, 2004 - 06:18 am
didn't you JUST wonder in our lasts post about the necessity of a bf? what happened to the guilt free shopping?

well, if you get a bf, at least get one with a LIFETIME warranty (which means that if you want it there, it'll always be there, but you can always throw them away too :-P)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 25th, 2004 - 05:46 pm
lifetime?!!!

damn... there are those hives again.
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eviltickles on August 25th, 2004 - 10:25 pm
no no. see, the beauty of the lifetime warranty is that it only applies to the bf. not to you. YOU still get to do whatever you want. only the bf has to honor the warranty. so say, if you want to shover the thing...er...him, into a closet and pick him out after four years, he still has to be in full functioning order.

it makes sense in my head okay!?!?!?!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 26th, 2004 - 06:00 pm
*smiles* *nods* *backs away slowly*
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Christopher: karen martinihunkdujour on August 25th, 2004 - 06:25 am
"Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?"
"Sure, I'll eat anything."
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 25th, 2004 - 05:47 pm
How many husbands have you had, Ms. White?
Mine, or other women's?
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Christopherhunkdujour on August 26th, 2004 - 07:40 am
"Who would want to kill the cook?"

"...dinner wasn't that bad."
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 26th, 2004 - 05:58 pm
Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work, and it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted, so I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling . . . I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here, or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself and I'm very intrigued and oh, my, this soup's delicious isn't it?
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Poet Guypharm1215 on August 25th, 2004 - 06:41 am
I think having a bf could be quite fun.
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Силвио: This Gubeterrancraft on August 25th, 2004 - 09:37 am
I agree. As long as you know for certain the potential bf isn't a flaky, trend-changy, eyes-still-looky, rage'y-n-tipsy, flame-bit©h.

As Rita Rudner would say, "Be prepared to work extremely hard. Along with the frustrations, and the anxiety, and the bitterness, and the humiliation, and the degradation - you'll have a very good time."

Hehe, <3 ;)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 25th, 2004 - 05:48 pm
*sigH*

I need an Aibo Boyfriend.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 26th, 2004 - 06:03 pm
or gigantic pain in the ass... it's such a fine line!
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billyboy15 on August 25th, 2004 - 11:14 am
After a month, I'm already beginning to contemplate going back to the life of being single.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 25th, 2004 - 05:48 pm
that does seem to be the way it happens. grr...

Damnit. I need bliss.
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billyboy15 on August 25th, 2004 - 06:17 pm
Just hope you don't get a boyfriend that wants to be with you 24/7.


My ideal boyfriend can be tucked neatly away underneath a bed, only to be pulled out when I want his company.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 26th, 2004 - 12:08 am
Sort of like in Cruel Intentions when she tucked him away neatly in the drawer?

Oddly enough, the first guy I ever fell in love with, I could be with 24/7, and it wasn't nearly enough.
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