NO! I ordered iced tea. If It'd wanted something sweetened, I'd have ordered a damned Coke. I WANT ICED TEA. And none of that Brisk crap with fake lemon flavoring that makes the back of your throat clench. I was so looking forward to nice, cold, icey iced tea. But noo... Burger King had other ideas. And what nuclear hybrid of "ranch" is this supposed to be that doesn't need to be refrigerated?!
That's it. Someone is going to have to die.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a