The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

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So I woke up this morning at 7 am, wide awake! It was amazing. I was shocked; I had so much energy (and I'm never a morning person). I thought, "Why not go into work early!" So I started getting ready thinking, "Everyone around the office will be amazed!"

Well, of course, things don't happen like that, instead after getting ready, the weirdest thing happened—I woke up.

Goddamnit... it was 9:15.

I hate when that happens.

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