At LAX, I saw this ridiculously hawt inked up punk-looking GOD wearing a hat. Bored, I then began to stalk him. He went to BK with his friend then came back and then I saw him board my plane. As I very walked on, I carefully looked around the plane, I'd noticed he'd taken his hat offstill cute. UGH! I continued to obsess over him until the Ambien knocked me flat on my ass.
It wasn't until one of his friends got his equipment form baggage claim right next to me at JFK that I realized who I was drooling over. "StoryOfTheYear" was written across each of the cases.
We're in love. We're going to have beautiful children together.