Jun. 15th, 2004
Uplifting Sex  
Hmmm....

pretty sure someone was doing a little somethin' something' in our elevator. At least I can't come up with any other explanation as to why the call light kept immediately going off as if the elevator were already on my floor and the odd slurping and gagging noises I heard (one of the new girls in the building needs practice).

Now, I'm not going to say the thought of pulling off someone's clothes in a fit of hawt elevator lust has never crossed my mind—in fact, quite the opposite. However, (a) I'm not nearly quiet enough during and (b) the thought of having to face my neighbors afterwards is a bit unsettling. Of course, many would probably suggest that the fact that I'm even concerned about (b) probably suggests that I don't fully get the whole idea of it anyway. But then, dirty talk makes me giggle so I guess there are a few things I don't quite get... yet.
 
 
Mood: amused
Listening to: Blink 182 - Adam's Song
 
 
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billyboy15 on June 15th, 2004 - 11:19 pm
I know some guys who like hearing the slurping and gagging noises while people go down on them. Haha. Even though I don't have a gag reflex, sometimes I'll fake it if I know it turns 'em on.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 03:18 am
slurping = definitely hot
i get a little concerned on the gagging though ;)
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ex_prezrober685 on June 16th, 2004 - 04:55 am
oh my. :)

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billyboy15 on June 16th, 2004 - 06:03 am
Haha. Aww, how thoughtful, always concerned about others ahead of yourself.
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calichillout: headshotcalichillout on June 15th, 2004 - 11:30 pm
hehehe, that's a funny story dude! I definitely hope to do that someday...public sex has always been a kind of fetish for me (though I've never done it). It would be weird to face neighbors afterwards...you'd have to make sure that you stepped out of the elevator when no one was waiting for it so you wouldn't be seen. Then you could just play ignorant. "Oh, there was someone having sex in the elevator? Wow, crazy" hehehe.
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Ry Guymix_o_choc on June 15th, 2004 - 11:32 pm
It amuses me how a hot boy such as yourself giggles at dirty talk ...
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Pon Farrponfarr on June 15th, 2004 - 11:56 pm
I think you should be neighborly and tell her how to prevent the slurping and gag reflex. In fact, you should demonstrate it on her boy if he is cute. Yes. That would be the neighborly thing to do.
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on June 16th, 2004 - 12:39 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 03:17 am
It crossed my mind. I wasn't sure how I could explain my standing there listening.
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bryanxhunterslavexforxyou on June 16th, 2004 - 05:43 am
wow. that got me hot and bothered. lets go have sex in an elevator?

//bh
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The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 11:15 am
now i am too
ok, i'm sold. Your elevator or mine? :)
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bryanxhunterslavexforxyou on June 16th, 2004 - 01:12 pm
Re: now i am too
i don't have one... but i'll build one in a jiff.

//bh
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The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 01:41 pm
RAWR!
we can skip the elevator!
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bryanxhunterslavexforxyou on June 16th, 2004 - 01:47 pm
Re: RAWR!
ok, broom closet it is!

//bh
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The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 01:56 pm
Re: RAWR!
that's even hotter!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 01:57 pm
Re: RAWR!
hmm... now THIS is incentive i need to finally clean my closet out.
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ksustud8 on June 16th, 2004 - 09:31 am
Dude I wana come over and have sex in your elevator, sounds kind of hot. Of course none of those people are my neighbors so what do I have to worry about. It could be worse though my neighbors at my townhouse run a christian radio station from their upstairs. One drunkin night I thought it would be hot to mess around outside so we went into their yard b/c it was darker. While in the middle of doing our thing, their motion light came on and i saw them looking out of thier upstairs window. I totally avoid them at all cost now! Maybe they will pray for me! hehe
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 11:21 am
omg! haha... our old neighbors used to have a bible study group. I'm convinced they were praying for us.

Poor bastards.
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ksustud8 on June 18th, 2004 - 08:49 am
HAHA Glad to know Im not the only person with Bible Thumping Neighbors. I know we gave them plenty of inspiration to pray for us for sure.
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Alexanderalexanderwolf on June 16th, 2004 - 09:34 am
Uplifting Indeedy
haha, yea it is all about the B) factor to me as well.

Still, I say good for them for getting off (in) the elevator.
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The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on June 16th, 2004 - 11:29 am
Re: Uplifting Indeedy
I know, right? finally something exciting happens in this building!
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beachboyty: chestbeachboyty on June 16th, 2004 - 02:05 pm
hmmm...well, anyone who knows me knows that getting skiddish or bashful about sex is the furthest thing from my persona. But, I still don't know about the elevator thing simply because...well...I think my sex is too intense to confine to a small space with nothing but vertical walls (not big on closets either).

An elevator is a great place for some kinky fellatio, but as for full monty...I need some more space and at least a few places to get horizontal that don't involve a floor that might as well be a petry dish for every scuzzy bacteria that has been on the bottom of my neighbors' shoes or projected from their mouths in the past 10 years.
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Milamber: The Twin Deitymilamberrex on June 16th, 2004 - 06:47 pm
that's kinda hot!

while i'm no stranger to public sex, i've never done it in an elevator. maybe it's time to get a lift!
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