Jun. 3rd, 2004
It's over.  
It had to happen.

I guess it's true what they say: nothing lasts forever. We almost made it to one year. Last July, I told you guys about my boyfriend, amazon.com. Things had been fine. You know, you're in a relationship for a while, so the excitement goes down a bit, but things were still going well. Lately though, I'd noticed I wasn't hearing from him nearly as much. I think I was clued off that something was wrong when he didn't even tell me that Season Six of "Sex and the City" was available on DVD. I had to hear about it from the street.

But today is when it really happened. I walked out to the mailboxes, and there it was, sitting there, staring me in the face—that familiar box, with the dark line and "Amazon" emblazoned across its package, but he wasn't there for me. He had the name of someone else tattooed to his chest. I couldn't believe it. I was crushed.

It's hard to believe, but I guess it's really over.
Mood: crushed
Listening to: Charlotte Martin - Redeemed (Live)
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Alexanderalexanderwolf on June 3rd, 2004 - 08:08 pm
How very tragic.

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The People's Exhibit A: Sugar highdavidology on June 3rd, 2004 - 08:34 pm
Re: *tear*
I appreciate your support during this difficult time.
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Gantriochgantrioch on June 3rd, 2004 - 08:39 pm
Re: *tear*
Support? I plan on taking advantage of you when you're most vulnerable.
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Arthur: sora (sky)swipe69 on June 3rd, 2004 - 09:28 pm
don't take it the wrong way but....

*gets all serious and dressed for a funeral*


My absolute Dearest Condolensces.
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The People's Exhibit A: Sugar highdavidology on June 4th, 2004 - 01:08 am
Re: don't take it the wrong way but....
aww thanks :o)
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on June 3rd, 2004 - 09:43 pm
dude, you're too good for him anyway. you deserve better.

i didn't want to say anything earlier, but i heard amazon.com is a whore. he has a whole website that just advertises himself and apparently he's pretty popular. shit like that you shouldn't mess with.
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Pon Farrponfarr on June 3rd, 2004 - 10:43 pm
Sorry to break it to you, but I've been with him as well. In fact, he just bought me something.. He wanted to make sure I wasn't bored at the gym. So sweet of him huh? Can't we just share him? I'm all about swinging.
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Ry Guymix_o_choc on June 3rd, 2004 - 11:32 pm
*sniffs* there's always E-bay ...
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The People's Exhibit A: sexxdavidology on June 4th, 2004 - 01:21 am
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Ry Guymix_o_choc on June 4th, 2004 - 05:33 am
Oh you like that huh?
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Силвиоterrancraft on June 3rd, 2004 - 11:44 pm
No fear, they'll lose more business now that you've announced this. ;) Economy is funny yet fickle that way. Smooches!
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cowslayer on June 3rd, 2004 - 11:59 pm
Maybe it's your fault for being too bossy and ordering him around. He finally decided to leave this relationship of unequals.
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The People's Exhibit A: Sugar highdavidology on June 4th, 2004 - 01:28 am
I did always insist he come to me.
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on June 4th, 2004 - 12:38 am
You deserve better really, much better.

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Milambermilamberrex on June 4th, 2004 - 04:11 am
i feel you pain. if i can be of any help during this tragic time, please don't hesitate to let me know.
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josh: mirandasoundofthemoon on June 4th, 2004 - 09:46 am
Didn't you ever realize your boyfriend was a really butch chick?
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The People's Exhibit A: A.D.D.davidology on June 5th, 2004 - 03:31 pm
...and an unprofitable one, at that!
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Mark: Chicken and Eggmillenium_spike on June 5th, 2004 - 08:45 am
dude! his whole family is like that! I got burned the same way by his brother 'amazon.ca'!
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