Apr. 23rd, 2004
Free to a good home  
I've thought much about the idea that every sperm is sacred, and the lives I so callously flush down the toilet on a daily basis. I know masturbating is a sin, but just because I cannot stop doesn't mean my sperm should have to suffer.

After much soul searching, I will be placing my future homeless little swimmers up for adoption. You'll need to bring your own receptacle.
Mood: hyper
Listening to: Atom & His Package - Shopping Spree
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Jaimieobsidian_heart on April 23rd, 2004 - 03:06 pm
I'd like to be a part of the 'birthing process'...is that possible?
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Milambermilamberrex on April 23rd, 2004 - 03:08 pm
dammit! and here i am stuck on the other end of the country! ;P
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☆★-David-★☆almosthuman on April 23rd, 2004 - 03:16 pm
::raises hand::

you may insert here ::points to ass:;

::points to left man-boob:: Milk
::points to right man-boob:: Milk

::points to crotch:: Lemonade

:;points to ass:: Around the back, fudge is made.
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The People's Exhibit A: A.D.D.davidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 03:29 pm
Oooo.. that's nasty.
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☆★-David-★☆: Take my hand -Evanesencealmosthuman on April 23rd, 2004 - 07:03 pm
I know!

I got it from Will and Grace.

Karen said it!

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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 24th, 2004 - 02:40 am
oh i think i remember that episode now!
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calichilloutcalichillout on April 23rd, 2004 - 05:49 pm
That's fucking great dude! Um, we had this stupid developmental biology class first quarter in med school and one of the profs was really into sperm. Anyway, one of my friends made this video montage of her to the tune of "every sperm is sacred"....it was fucking hella funny! Btw, I'm Ryan and I live up in the bay area...med student at Stanford. Found your journal a couple days ago and you seem cool so I added ya. Check out my journal and add me:-) Hope to talk to ya.
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ex_prezrober685 on April 24th, 2004 - 09:52 am
And me with no container!
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(no subject) - craigstur on April 26th, 2004 - 08:34 pm