The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

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Free to a good home

I've thought much about the idea that every sperm is sacred, and the lives I so callously flush down the toilet on a daily basis. I know masturbating is a sin, but just because I cannot stop doesn't mean my sperm should have to suffer.

After much soul searching, I will be placing my future homeless little swimmers up for adoption. You'll need to bring your own receptacle.

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