Apr. 16th, 2004
Soup  
Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work, and it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted, so I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling . . . I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here, or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself and I'm very intrigued and oh, my, this soup's delicious isn't it?
 
 
Mood: drunk
Listening to: Evanescence - My Immortal
 
 
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Arthur: smileswipe69 on April 16th, 2004 - 12:19 am
what on earth was that about?
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Josephchemology on April 16th, 2004 - 12:52 am
CLUE! Mrs. Peacock
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Arthur: that's rightswipe69 on April 16th, 2004 - 07:06 am
OMG UR RIGHT!!!!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 16th, 2004 - 04:45 pm
DING DING DING DING DING DING!
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ksustud8 on April 16th, 2004 - 01:30 am
Yeah...Okay, im drunk and still have no clue what your sayin? but damn soup sounds good right now.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 18th, 2004 - 07:24 pm
from the movie Clue

very funny movie with lots of memorable lines!
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on April 16th, 2004 - 02:39 am
hm,

Indeed.
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Milambermilamberrex on April 16th, 2004 - 03:08 am
alrighty then . . .
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Rectangle! America! Dumpster!marinade on April 16th, 2004 - 06:24 am
CLUE rocks the cass-ba.
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my lipgloss be poppin'richielikesyou on April 16th, 2004 - 10:18 pm
WHITE
(detached)
Yes . . .
(pause)
Yes, I did it.
I killed Yvette.
I hated her . . . so . . . much . . .
I-It-It--flame--flames . . . on the side of my face . . .
breathing . . . breathle--heaving breaths . . .heaving--

great movie.. gotta love that.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 16th, 2004 - 10:27 pm
lol... that's like the best scene.

I :heart: Ms. White.

"He was a hopelessly optimistic man. I'm sure it came as a great surprise to him when he died."

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bublitschkiabstruse_soul on April 17th, 2004 - 12:52 pm
you will always remember this as that day, that captain savannah gordon GOT THE DVD! =P [hugs you cause youre awesome]
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Christopher: amelie wacky momhunkdujour on April 20th, 2004 - 09:14 pm
And to make a long story short, ("too late.") one by one you all arrived.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 21st, 2004 - 11:21 am
We should have made sure he was dead!

  Oh, by cutting off his head, I suppose?

THAT was uncalled for.
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Christopherhunkdujour on April 21st, 2004 - 01:11 pm
"But it iz dark upstairs und I am afraid of ze dark, will anyone go with me?"

"I will!"
"I will!"
"No thankyou."
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 21st, 2004 - 06:54 pm
something tells me this could go on for a while
But your first husband also disappeared.

  That was his job. He was an illusionist.

But he never reappeared?

  He wasn't a very good illusionist.
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Christopherhunkdujour on April 22nd, 2004 - 12:34 am
indeed it could... I'm chris, nice to meet ya
Uh, is there a little girl's room?

Oui Oui, Madame.

No, I just have to powder my nose.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 22nd, 2004 - 09:01 am
David, nice to meet you as well!
This is WAR, Peacock! You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Every cook knows that.

But look what happened to the cook! Uh.
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Christopherhunkdujour on April 22nd, 2004 - 10:32 am
Re: David, nice to meet you as well!
The game's up, Scarlet -- there are no more bullets left in that gun.

Oh come on, you don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick.

It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study, two at the chandelier, two at the lounge door and one for the singing telegram girl.

That's not six!

One plus two plus two plus one.

Nuh-uh, there was only ONE shot at the chandelier... that's one plus two plus ONE plus one.

Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.

Okay fine... One plus two plus one -- SHUT UP!! The point is, there's one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 22nd, 2004 - 08:40 pm
that's what we call overkill
What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?

No, just death. Isn't that enough?!
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Christopherhunkdujour on April 22nd, 2004 - 08:48 pm
Armageddon is among us.

I got news for you -- it's already here!
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The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 22nd, 2004 - 08:52 pm
How many husbands have you had?

Mine or other women's?

Your's.

Five, yes. Just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
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(Anonymous) on April 20th, 2004 - 11:40 pm
where's that prescient post?
long time reader of clearly a very gifted writer -- but completely baffled as to what happened to one of the most poignant and gripping vignettes of a boi frustrated with the panoply of superficiality he's endured in his pilgrammage from SD to LA?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 22nd, 2004 - 12:06 am
thanks
not sure i can live up to that review, but the post is still there. I had just locked it to friends only, which I sometimes do when it feels too personal. It's unlocked again.
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