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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
Apr. 9th, 2004
Happy Good Friday!  
So... if Jesus died for everyone's sins, then, yo, your sins are PAID for. It's like a "Get out of Jail Free" card, go out and sin!




...and I'll be driving the bus!


You know, there are many things I respect about the Jewish faith. One of which is that they seem to celebrate everything—even a holiday commemorating a terrible injustice or tragedy is cause for celebration. Christian holidays on the other hand are always morbid, depressing, and excuses to tell you why you should never celebrate or be happy—well, at least the white Christian Churches anyway. Our savior died for your sins, dude, and you're eating meat? WTF were you thinking? God is going to smite you for not eating a McFish sandwich today. To eternal damnation with you!


Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bus to warm up. All aboard! vroom vroom.


 
 
Mood: bouncy
Listening to: Alanis - Everything
 
Posted by The People's Exhibit A at 09:56 am | Permalink | 27 comments | Leave a comment
 
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Noahnoasark on April 9th, 2004 - 11:01 am
ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahah...I know I am going to hell, but unlike so many atleast I have direction.
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ksustud8 on April 9th, 2004 - 11:47 am
Yeah well I have a condo reserved on the Lake of fire, since we will already in Hell wana come over and play? I may need a ride there tho, save me a seat close to you on the bus, maybe i can be your right hand man, hehe. I totally agree with your post, WTF? Yeah! Well have a great day cutie (my fellow Slutcom4)!!!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 12th, 2004 - 11:51 pm
right or left.. both work ;)
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Tonylyte_reality on April 9th, 2004 - 12:00 pm
1 Ticket Please!
Eh I'd might as well have my own country in hell for all the shit I pull... awww well at least it'll be a fun ride down with you at the wheel!
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Milambermilamberrex on April 9th, 2004 - 02:40 pm
i'll ride your bus anywhere. well, as long as i'm back home by bedtime.
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nx01deevolution on April 9th, 2004 - 02:41 pm
I was naked when I read that.

I too am going to hell.
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The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 12th, 2004 - 11:56 pm
*wink wink*
Now that sounds more like heaven.
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snakiyzz on April 9th, 2004 - 05:18 pm
My theory about hell is...

We are already in it! Hahahaha.

I picture hell like the 60's...lots of drugs and sex. Good times, good times :)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 12th, 2004 - 11:57 pm
I think we are in Hell, and Bush is Satan.
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unlikely hero: skittlesiamsparked on April 9th, 2004 - 10:11 pm
is there a bathroom on board? cus i gots to have my road head...and bus seats aren't so private.
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The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 21st, 2004 - 11:25 am
> and bus seats aren't so private

isn't that part of the excitement?
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youkai_lady: cutieyoukai_lady on April 12th, 2004 - 09:07 pm
Yeah I guess I'll come along for the ride all my friends are there
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 21st, 2004 - 11:26 am
there will be mandatory tequila shots. Cheap tequila though. This is hell.
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youkai_ladyyoukai_lady on April 21st, 2004 - 01:48 pm
burn baby burn
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 21st, 2004 - 04:41 pm
The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 21st, 2004 - 06:34 pm
well, I do like a guy who knows his tequila.
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 22nd, 2004 - 09:39 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 22nd, 2004 - 10:57 pm
pretty good!

(in best "Joey" voice): how u doin?
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 23rd, 2004 - 10:53 am
The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 12:57 pm
yeah. I still workout there.

Do you?
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 23rd, 2004 - 12:58 pm
The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 01:00 pm
yes, and the SM is open 24/7

have I met you there?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 01:00 pm
...is this matt?
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 23rd, 2004 - 01:01 pm
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 01:05 pm
ahhhhh... didn't recognize you from the pic at first!
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(no subject) - mrpunk2u on April 23rd, 2004 - 01:06 pm
The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on April 23rd, 2004 - 06:19 pm
that definitely would have helped!
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