The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A
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Happy Good Friday!

So... if Jesus died for everyone's sins, then, yo, your sins are PAID for. It's like a "Get out of Jail Free" card, go out and sin!




...and I'll be driving the bus!


You know, there are many things I respect about the Jewish faith. One of which is that they seem to celebrate everything—even a holiday commemorating a terrible injustice or tragedy is cause for celebration. Christian holidays on the other hand are always morbid, depressing, and excuses to tell you why you should never celebrate or be happy—well, at least the white Christian Churches anyway. Our savior died for your sins, dude, and you're eating meat? WTF were you thinking? God is going to smite you for not eating a McFish sandwich today. To eternal damnation with you!


Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bus to warm up. All aboard! vroom vroom.


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