Mar. 20th, 2004
Beyond the Stars  
I always had an interest in astronomy as a kid. I'd say a good 70% of the books I checked out from the library were always on space exploration, the universe, etc. I'm probably exagerating a little of on the percentages coz I do that. I also had a fascination with ESP, psychology, and a bunch of other nerdy science things like that. Actually, it's kind of surprising how much time I spent reading in between video games and playing with friend.

Anywho, watching "Beyond the Stars" and the mystery and challenge that we face in space exploration (and just how much we really don't know) just piques my interest more. I want to work for NASA, but they probably don't get paid well. Plus, you know there's all those science degrees and whatnot you probably need. I'm not so keen on starting at the bottom nor do I like government bureaucracy. So I've decided I should just go for management and be a starship captain.

So who wants to be my number 1? Understand, there will be mandatory sexual favors and go go boys in cages on the bridge at all times. Nachos and keg stands in engineering on Fridays. And Thursday nights of course are 2-for-1 drinks in Ten Forward. Chill out room in my ready room.

I'd make a good captain.

 
 
Mood: bouncy
 
 
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Gantriochgantrioch on March 20th, 2004 - 08:20 pm
ESP is pseudoscience.

I would be your number one. *Nods*. What're the, um, duties of the first officer ;-)?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 08:33 pm
"Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2" -Butt-head
psshh.. it's still fascinating. :-P especially to try to find the scientific explanation for the phenomenon.



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Gantrioch: Good Conversationgantrioch on March 20th, 2004 - 08:41 pm
Re: "Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2" -Butt-head
The phenomenon doesn't exist in the first place :-p. Scientific explanation has proven that :-).
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The People's Exhibit A: A.D.D.davidology on March 20th, 2004 - 08:46 pm
I know what you're thinking
Hey.. if you can have Jesus, I can have ESP. :-þ
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Gantriochgantrioch on March 20th, 2004 - 08:55 pm
Re: I know what you're thinking
Oh geez, I knew you were going to say that :-).
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The People's Exhibit A: A.D.D.davidology on March 20th, 2004 - 08:56 pm
Re: I know what you're thinking
Woa.. you have ESP!
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Gantriochgantrioch on March 20th, 2004 - 09:02 pm
Re: I know what you're thinking
I love you for getting that sentence :-).
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 09:13 pm
Re: I know what you're thinking
what can I say? You opened the door; I wasn't gonna leave u hangin'!
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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 08:35 pm
I'd prolly overload the holodeck because it wouldn't be able to process the sheer number of men I would create for my orgies. Hmmm...I think I'm gonna go watch some porn.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 08:48 pm
Oh, the holodeck. I think the executive conference room on Deck 0 (is that what they call it?), will need to be turned into the captain's personal holodeck.
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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 10:15 pm
I mean, seriously, if I had the access to it, I'd have scrapes on my dick and jaw cramps from all the 69'n I'd do. Mmm...oral sex must be fun. I can't wait.
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The People's Exhibit A: sex with suedavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 10:26 pm
haha.. you know, 69 is one of those things that works better in theory.

It's not bad... but, it's better right side up.
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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 10:29 pm
I guess. And as I said before, the first time I do it, I should better focus on what I'm doing. I think that'd be too hard with my dick in someone's mouth.
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The People's Exhibit A: sex with suedavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 10:31 pm
Oh yea, and don't try to leave your shoes on like they do on porn. that doesn't really work either. I'm sure there are studies that show people have died that way after tripping and falling to their deaths.
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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 10:35 pm
I'll keep that in mind. Although I wouldn't mind if all parties kept their socks on. I hate feet.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 10:38 pm
some people get off on feet. I don't get it!

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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 10:40 pm
::shudder::
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 10:45 pm
eww eww eww.. I just thought of that scene in the movie Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In the Hood whre he was all licking and sucking on her toes and kept spitting out toe cheese.

EWWWwww...
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cowslayer on March 20th, 2004 - 10:52 pm
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Aristigustrefelix on March 20th, 2004 - 08:47 pm
a) i see why you picked your choice.

b) the local theme park new roller coaster flips eight times - tallest in the southeast - and they call it "The Borg Assimmulator"...Paramount Carowinds...joy joy joy. I need to get a season pass - and a ride there.

c) I don't do well in management spots so being your Number 1 would be more like me being a girl. So, can I be one of those furry things that just keep multiplying. We Bebe's kids - we don't die, we multiply

I have succesfully rambled in your comment section. Go me.
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Milambermilamberrex on March 20th, 2004 - 08:57 pm
very interesting. hehe. when i was a kid, i wanted to be an astronomer. i wanted to do that until about 8th grade when it dawned on me that astronomy is almost pure math and i doth sucketh at math. and not in a good way.

was very much into parapsychology, psychology, and mythology (primarily greek) too.

where am i going with this? well, working on my MA in Industrial-Organizational Psychology, the occupation I chose to research via the Dictionary of Occupational Titles was that of an Astronomer. According to the DOT, Astronomers were making about $80K a year. Not a bad hunk of change. So, yeah, astronomy does pay, apparently :)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 20th, 2004 - 10:28 pm
Ahhh.. I/O Psy very interesting subject indeed. Our Psy department was as impacted as our Business department though. Switching, not really an option. I had to settle for those classes as my electives.
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Milambermilamberrex on March 21st, 2004 - 04:53 pm
I/O is extremely interesting -- geek that i may be ;) now if only the ATL job market would turn around for I/O i'd be a happy fag!
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ex_juandave on March 21st, 2004 - 12:18 am
I'll do it.

Anything for the advancement of science.

And men.
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beachboytybeachboyty on March 22nd, 2004 - 11:17 am
this was great, made me totally smile :)
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nx01deevolution on March 24th, 2004 - 02:04 am
You need one of Guinan's big hats.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 24th, 2004 - 10:31 am
Oh, that would be tight... with phat pants and a little candy. I'm sure I could whip a little something up in Photoshop. ;)
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