Mar. 2nd, 2004
Things that make you go hmmm...  
So I was thinking... You can through your day with just your first two fingers and your thumb pretty easily. I bet the remaining two fingers are just there for masturbation.
 
 
Mood: dorky
Listening to: Sigur-Rós - Viðrar Vel Til Loftárása
 
 
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Aristigustrefelix on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:12 pm
Just imagine if you didn't have those two fingers. Or wait. What if you didn't have your thumb and first two fingers.

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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:59 pm
Where there's a will.... ;)
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Aristigustrefelix on March 2nd, 2004 - 06:12 pm
*chuckle*

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ex_prezrober685 on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:14 pm
interesting... I should test this on you.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 2nd, 2004 - 05:00 pm
Technically would that still be masturbation?
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ex_prezrober685 on March 2nd, 2004 - 05:03 pm
Don't plague my mind with questions that the greatest philosophers cannot even answer!
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Milamber: Eric Hansonmilamberrex on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:15 pm
hmmmmm -- this hypothesis must be tested! :-)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 2nd, 2004 - 05:02 pm
With as many times as I've tested it, it should be Scientific Law. I just don't want to stop testing it.
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Milambermilamberrex on March 2nd, 2004 - 05:09 pm
hmmm, perhaps i should observe to make sure your following the latest scientific methodology, no? ;-)
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beachboytybeachboyty on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:17 pm
that's it! I'm taking my remaining two fingers out for an expensive manicure, moisturizing treatment, the works! I have SERIOUSLY been underappreciating their value to my personal fulfillment! ;)
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northern ladmouschi on March 2nd, 2004 - 04:17 pm
hey. you're like so woah. i just can't take it no mo.
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kyle [rox]jirafff on March 2nd, 2004 - 05:42 pm
you know, i don't beleive i have ever commented on one of your entries before, but this one struck me. this is a very good philosophy. and i agree. ha! we should talk more. ;)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 3rd, 2004 - 12:06 am
I think it's true. I can't think of when those two fingers come in handy.

And, yes you have. You've commented at least twice before that I know of. :)
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Rrrrrobertogemelito on March 2nd, 2004 - 07:15 pm
i gave up masturbation for lent, but it's working out well for me. i think i should have given up sex instead...
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The People's Exhibit A: Calvin - surprisedavidology on March 2nd, 2004 - 11:44 pm
I am not master of my domain
That's insane!

If I ever tried to give up masturbation for any length of time, well, it just wouldn't be safe for anyone.

And I would probably cheat and do it anyway.
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Rrrrrobertogemelito on March 3rd, 2004 - 10:58 am
Re: I am not master of my domain
I haven't cheated yet, but it's only been a week. I've just been having other people do it for me. =D

Btw, you're really cute
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 3rd, 2004 - 11:30 am
Re: I am not master of my domain
What a brilliant strategy. Perhaps I should try pretend to be Catholic and say I gave it up for lent too!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 3rd, 2004 - 11:30 am
Re: I am not master of my domain
and thanks... so are you ;)
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northern ladmouschi on March 3rd, 2004 - 05:33 am
Well, what if you masturbate during sex? Or someone masturbates you? Does that count?
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Rrrrrobertogemelito on March 3rd, 2004 - 10:59 am
that doesn't count. like if you're bottoming and... I'll stop there.
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