Oct. 22nd, 2003
Germaphobe  
You know what I hate more than baseball preempting Simpsons?

When your penis gets a little bunched up in your boxer briefs so that when you go to piss, instead of getting a nice steady stream, it acts like a sprinkler on crack. Of course, because you were so not expecting this, by the time you realize what's happening to stop it, the damage is done.

I'll be in the bathroom with 409 with bleach, a roll of paper towels, and a Hazmat suit if anyone needs me.

SERENITY NOW!

Anyone wanna come over for TV? I don't really have one of these, but we can pretend. We can sit in the tub, and if I angle the TV and bathroom mirror just right*....




*bring straws for bubbles

 
 
Mood: pissed (literally)
Listening to: The Ataris - So Long Astoria
 
 
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cliffsocakid825 on October 22nd, 2003 - 10:58 pm
Yankees lost.

:(
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on October 23rd, 2003 - 04:10 pm
You mean, Yankees lost! =)

Haha, I think every guy knows that feeling...goddamn penis. ;)
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cliffsocakid825 on October 23rd, 2003 - 06:22 pm
Are you hot like the guys in your icon?

If so, you rock.

Haha j/k.

you rock anyways.
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Gantriochgantrioch on October 23rd, 2003 - 06:28 pm
You're hot.
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cliffsocakid825 on October 24th, 2003 - 06:40 pm
Me? :)
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Gantriochgantrioch on October 24th, 2003 - 10:07 pm

Definitely ;-).
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 25th, 2003 - 01:48 am
oh get a room already.

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Gantriochgantrioch on October 25th, 2003 - 11:26 am
You're hot too. Wanna join us?
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on October 25th, 2003 - 07:14 pm
i doubt it, but you can see me on friendster now, thanks to Jeff!
Yeah I rock! <3
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Codeboy1978codeboy1978 on October 22nd, 2003 - 11:21 pm
lol....um yeah I know the feeling ;)
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All About Me: Let's goallaboutnumber2 on October 23rd, 2003 - 12:08 am
we're two peas in a pod you and I
HAHA I'll be over in five...

k the fact that it's totally happened to me... besides the fact it cracked me up added to the fact I like you already makes me a happy camper :) lol

Kudos my name ku-dos :)
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Ericflymo on November 25th, 2003 - 07:17 am
The Mother of Invention
Someone needs to invent the Penis Collar, to bring the penis under control when it gets unruley. Can be used in conjunction with the Penis Leash.

Not to be confused with the cock ring.
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