May. 16th, 2008
They're Coming!  
Hide the chillens! YOU GONNA GET RAPED TEH GHEY!

ONOES! TEH GHEY IS COMING!

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”

AFA’s “They’re Coming ToYour Town” documents the story of how and why this happened. And how homosexual activists plan to do the same in other towns.
Order a copy of “They’re Coming To Your Town.” Watch it. Then take the 28-minute DVD and share it with your Sunday School class and local church. This is a story the liberal media will never tell, but one you need to know.

Special Offer! Save over 33%! Order a 5 pack and put this vital information in the hands of your local officials, pastors and other community leaders.


 
 
 
Mood: shocked
 
 
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Primus Dorrajimus: UPSgethenix on May 17th, 2008 - 02:41 am
Wait. They're selling sex?
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machmed on May 17th, 2008 - 03:06 am
Moreover, they're selling sex from "unofficially married" same-sex couples? Those two sentences don't seem to be related, but that's the message I'm getting here.

Well at least they're also selling some relaxation and history to go with it. I know how stressful sex with unofficially married couples can be, so a little History Channel and spa treatment would definitely seal the deal for me.

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cutenyeboicutenyeboi on May 17th, 2008 - 03:18 am
because that is what teh evil gheys do!
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jonathan: showiesilverthief2 on May 17th, 2008 - 03:52 am
If there really is a San Francisco of Arkansas, I think it must be my mission to find the Arkansas of San Francisco. And make a film about it.
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Bobby: Peter Panshouldvesmiled on May 17th, 2008 - 04:28 am
The Gay Menace? HERE?!?!?!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 17th, 2008 - 04:44 am
in MY vagina?
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Squarely Stable: Ron Frownyellow7 on May 17th, 2008 - 04:52 am
It's more likely than you think.
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socosoco on May 17th, 2008 - 07:37 am
i came.
i saw.
i conquered.


yay! i win!
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james__sndchasr on May 17th, 2008 - 02:58 pm
don't laugh. i was hetero before catching 'the ghey' one of them waved their really big wand over me and this new feeling came all over me
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eviltickles on May 17th, 2008 - 06:44 pm
i'd be shocked too. 33% off when you buy five? what a bargain!
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(no subject) - chucknoblet on May 18th, 2008 - 07:37 am