Apr. 11th, 2008
ROOMBA DORAL GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANCE!  
omg.

My vacuum cleaner apparently went batshit. Wires all over my room. It pulled my other cell phone off its charger and somehow left it way on the other side of the room before hiding my bluetooth headset charger. I've got papers ripped all over the place.

When I find where he's hiding, he's SO gonna get it.

 
 
 
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dirigibles: Battlestar Galacticadirigibles on April 12th, 2008 - 02:07 am
At least it wasn't a number 6; your whole apartment would have been nuked.
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Jaasonryokousha on April 12th, 2008 - 02:31 am
LOL, almost as bad as a puppy! At least it doesn't consume food or leave smelly gifts for you. :)
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sisyphus238: Paranoiasisyphus238 on April 12th, 2008 - 02:44 am
The rise of the machines.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 18th, 2008 - 05:38 am
we can hope.

look busy!
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Milambermilamberrex on April 12th, 2008 - 03:14 am
perhaps he's evolving, those pesky fives. i understand man-made machines do that.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 18th, 2008 - 05:38 am
as long as he doesn't have a plan.
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Milambermilamberrex on April 18th, 2008 - 09:42 am
one can only hope!

perhaps he plans to assimilate you - OH NOES!
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Davidfriendofjack on April 12th, 2008 - 03:44 am
Has it been outside recently? This sounds an awful lot like rabies.
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james__sndchasr on April 12th, 2008 - 04:47 am
oh no...skynet has become self aware..
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Davidthisisdavid on April 12th, 2008 - 05:59 am
Is that one of those auto vacuums that roams around?
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billyboy15 on April 12th, 2008 - 06:39 am
Omg how? Did you not roomba-proof the room before you set it loose? The only problems I ever have is my puppy attacking the roomba.
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Gantriochgantrioch on April 14th, 2008 - 12:13 pm
A Roomba is not a vacuum cleaner :-(.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 18th, 2008 - 05:37 am
my vacuum cleaner is smarter than your vacuum cleaner.
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