Nov. 21st, 2007
These ears want you to stfu  
My mom is listening to some band called Reba Macintyre. They're not Irish. It's some guy and that "Reba" chick from TV whining back and forth. The lyrics are awful, and it sounds like the sound a group of cats would make if you showered them with hydrochloric acid while they were being fisted by very angry, rabid porcupines.

these arms wanna hold you
these lips wanna kiss you
these eyes wanna blah blah
...and these hands wanna rip your vocal chords out with a staple remover


Make it stop!

 
 
 
Mood: bouncy
Listening to: The sound of my ears bleeding
 
 
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james__sndchasr on November 22nd, 2007 - 02:22 am
now you see why there is a lot of 'drinkin' in country music! It's the drown out shit like that.
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Jus-10neuroxin on November 22nd, 2007 - 03:06 am
Wait what? Are you trying to say that Reba sucks?
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xed_geekxed_geek on November 22nd, 2007 - 04:23 am
Yeah, welcome to my world!!!
My family LOVES that crap. And they subject me to it while I am stuck here with them for the next week!!!
I so need a good club with some real music.
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danthmanes on November 22nd, 2007 - 04:43 am
You have captured exactly how I feel when I am forced to listen to country music :(
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Troy D.: iPodamnewsboy on November 22nd, 2007 - 05:12 am
Actually Reba McEntire is a person, and was a country singer long before she was on "Reba".

As the old song goes, I was country when country wasn't cool (back in the 80s).
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Firemaplesong...a song reference.....Gene: Arise!   Bobfiremaplesong on November 22nd, 2007 - 07:22 am
Whatever you do, do not get drunk around this kind of music. You'll end up singing along.

Or worse.


Mullets.
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Gantriochgantrioch on November 22nd, 2007 - 06:57 pm
You said "hydrochloric acid." The chemist in me got a little excited.
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