Nov. 21st, 2007
Quick airport advice  
Quick tip from what I noticed going into LAX: take a cab.

They were stopping all vehicles entering the airport, backing up traffic. There seemed to be a separate lane for cab drivers. If you drive an SUV, forget it. They had every one of them pulled over when I drove by, running wand things all over them, looking inside, and practically fisting the drivers.

Cab driver also said if you're car is cluttered on the inside they'll pull you aside as well. According to him, taxi drivers now have to keep the inside of their vehicles uncluttered or get fined (but, cab drivers lie, so YMMV).

EVERYBODY PANIC.

 
 
 
Listening to: Myth Busters
 
 
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Bobby: suck itshouldvesmiled on November 21st, 2007 - 05:32 pm
If your car is cluttered, then the terrorists have already won!
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Nathanmyspecimendays on November 21st, 2007 - 05:39 pm
Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
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perry: squirrelcompositeur on November 21st, 2007 - 09:46 pm
But ... but I thought driving an SUV was the ultimate sign of a true redblooded fagbashing patriot. Why would they stop those nice SUVs??
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mark or marky: spikey means hornymarkormarky on November 22nd, 2007 - 01:33 am
i know it's evil, but i have a fantasy that Security stops you and takes you to a white cement room and strip searches you naked and then you send me pics of this adventure.
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The People's Exhibit A: slutdavidology on November 22nd, 2007 - 02:26 am
funny, i have that same fantasy.
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Kyle: Shockedgypsy1526 on November 26th, 2007 - 05:53 pm
k so i'm going to LA next week, and renting a car.... are you telling me I'm going to be fisted?!
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