Oct. 10th, 2007
Error Trapping  
You know, if I were an alien race creating a super cool weapon capable of destroying an entire galaxy, I probably would add a couple lines of code to each Halo make sure if it were fired prematurely it wouldn't self destruct and take my space ark with it.

You know, something along the lines of:

// Do *NOT* allow premature firing that
// would result in destruction of entire halo ring
// and likely asplode our whole space ark yo

if ($haloReady) {
   destroyGalaxy("-fR");
}

else {
   echo "Halo not ready. Firing sequence halted. Please contact
    your supervisor, Covenant support center or try again later. xthxbye";

   die();
}

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Mood: contemplative
Listening to: At The Drive-In - Communication Drive-In
 
 
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(no subject) - ex_xtex on October 10th, 2007 - 07:07 pm
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 10th, 2007 - 07:25 pm
The hard part is I keep wanting to expand the code to add more functionality. Last night, I had it returning the galaxy state $destroyed true/false and included a parameter so you could specify which galaxy to remove, but then if I added return, I should really name the function too. It was then I reminded myself it was just a joke and didn't need to be correct.

hmmm.... maybe i should get out.
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NCSUJncsuj on October 10th, 2007 - 08:23 pm
my god man, leave the house.
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The People's Exhibit A: sexboxdavidology on October 10th, 2007 - 09:08 pm
I do, most of the weekend. Then I come back drunk from the bar/club and play more :-P
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perry: game overcompositeur on October 10th, 2007 - 10:25 pm
As long as you end it with "[/don't asplode my ark, yo?!]" I think yer good. =)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 10th, 2007 - 10:26 pm
LOL!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 10th, 2007 - 10:28 pm
*added*
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Reprobateandrewshead on October 10th, 2007 - 07:13 pm
That's it.

If I ever becoming evil overlord of the universe you're getting shot.

You're too damn smart to leave sitting around to plot my demise.
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!!The Sexiest Darius Ever!!: Green Lanternstormi on October 10th, 2007 - 08:10 pm
I didn't understand a single word of that...

Start talking Blood Elves and Warlocks and I'm totally there!
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Jaimieobsidian_heart on October 11th, 2007 - 02:03 am
My boyfriend is obsessed with this fucking game. I have to watch it for HOURS everyday so I now spend my time talking shit to boys on the mic. Hahahaha. Its amazing how they react when they think a broad is kicking their ass.

Whats your XBL name? My boyfriend is pterodactylandy. I'm always reading him your journal entries cause I know he will understand them hahaha
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 11th, 2007 - 02:54 am
> Its amazing how they react when they think a broad is kicking their ass.

hahahaha omg that's awesome!

Mine is "Colonial One".
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