Sep. 5th, 2007
iForchristssakealready!  
I swear to the gods, you fanboys have more holidays than Jewish people!

macworld, macexpo, macmac, stevejobscanfuckmerawday

my f-list all day has read like one big Apple RSS press release feed!

Yes. I get it! There's a new fucking ipod out! But... how can you get all butthurt about getting ripped off $200 for buying an iPhone a month ago and then bend over and self lube in the next sentence?!

Marketing whores!!

P.S. pls don't gang up and kill me and burn "JOBS IZ MY SAVIOR" into my charred remains. kthxbi!

*runs*

 
 
 
Mood: sleepy
Listening to: Goldfinger - Wasted
 
 
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jay dee 8chjdhorner on September 5th, 2007 - 11:08 pm
*uses a new nano as a dildo on you*

there. NOW are you happy?
it's FAT, anyway.
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josh: gropesoundofthemoon on September 5th, 2007 - 11:28 pm
i'm sure it would take more than a nano to satisfy david!

my friend did a social experiement on craigslist. he made up a perversion called "asspodding", just to see how many guys would contact him to try it. he was always vague about what it was exactly, but said things like "bring your own ipod with your favorite tunes", and "no nanos!". he got a surprising number of responses eager to play. aren't men sick?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 5th, 2007 - 11:46 pm
Hey! I didn't know he was your friend! I said I was sorry. WHY WON'T YOU LET IT GO ALREADY?!??!



:-P
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hUcKiEhuckie on September 5th, 2007 - 11:17 pm
I'm not impressed with much of anything that came out today. *shrug*
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autosportscrew on September 5th, 2007 - 11:21 pm

who's Steve Jobs?



*whistles innocently*
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Milambermilamberrex on September 5th, 2007 - 11:46 pm
OMG, ur going up against the cult of mac! your brave, davey boy!
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Davidthisisdavid on September 6th, 2007 - 12:06 am
Yeah, it is kinda dirty.
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Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on September 6th, 2007 - 12:56 am
You should get an iBeat Blaxx.
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Ian Cochranelankyguy on September 6th, 2007 - 01:20 am
ITA and I'm one of the losers who bought an iPhone. That said, I don't really follow Apple all that much. A friend called this afternoon to lord over me Apple cutting the iPhone price. I didn't even know there was an expo thingee today.
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Markmahka42 on September 6th, 2007 - 02:00 am
thankyou!

i'm returning my ipod and rebuying it. i could use 100bucks.
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NCSUJ: MrSlavencsuj on September 6th, 2007 - 02:26 am
I am now your willing sex slave, I am giving myself to you to satisfy all of your perversions for saying what I have been thinking all day.
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The People's Exhibit A: slutdavidology on September 7th, 2007 - 02:59 am
woo hoo!
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mark or markymarkormarky on September 6th, 2007 - 04:06 am
well said! i, too, fight this insane cult.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 7th, 2007 - 03:00 am
I fear I'm going to wake up one day with a severed penguin's head on my pillow.
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Gantriochgantrioch on September 6th, 2007 - 05:04 am
Hey, I gave you beautiful Sony WALKMAN pictures :-(.





See you later ;-)!
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(no subject) - garbagejay on September 6th, 2007 - 03:41 pm
Reprobate: Suitandrewshead on September 7th, 2007 - 01:05 am
No matter what I am a PC guy in many many ways.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 7th, 2007 - 02:58 am
I like my MacBook, but, yeah, the condescending attitude of their advertising and the irrationality of some members of its rabid fanbase are why I have a sticker over the logo! It's seriously like a religion to some of them! I don't get it.
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Jamesterraplanner on September 7th, 2007 - 10:59 pm
I think I'm just happy that you have a tag called "steve jobs can lick my ass".
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james__sndchasr on September 9th, 2007 - 04:44 am
lol I had to add you just because of this post! Someone who didn't drink the iKoolaid!
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