Sep. 4th, 2007
Annoy-a-tron-a-licious  
Well, my coworker found the Annoy-A-Tron I planted in her office lamp.

I snuck it in her office lamp while she had stepped out of her office. All day she complained about this high pitched beep, even dragging me down to hear it. I had planned to retrieve it Friday evening, but when I went to grab it I'd found she'd locked her office door. So I figured, I'll let her go a little nuts today and gank it on my way out.
Marieta (9/4/2007 10:59:18): om
Marieta (9/4/2007 10:59:19): g
Marieta (9/4/2007 10:59:22): i have a weird noixe
Marieta (9/4/2007 10:59:24): noise
Marieta (9/4/2007 10:59:30): i think i'm bugged
Me (9/4/2007 11:00:15): whoa... simmer crazy.
Marieta (9/4/2007 11:01:03): lol
Marieta (9/4/2007 11:01:07): i'm a little paranoid
Me (9/4/2007 11:01:30): if someone's bugging u, i'm sure it wouldn't emit a noise. don't go all boston on us.
Marieta (9/4/2007 11:02:49): lol
Marieta (9/4/2007 11:02:54): well i think it went haywire
Marieta (9/4/2007 11:03:06): cuz i get this weird noise evey once in a while from the ciling
Me (9/4/2007 11:19:34): maybe ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

This was better than the time I TPed her office or left her call back messages on her phone from every extension in the office.

Fast Forward to after lunch.

I notice she has 3 maintenance guys and a ladder outside her office. One of the guys is holding up a small PCB. I run to my office, close the door, and get on the phone.

Apparently, the maintenance guys told her on the way out they were going to use it on someone they don't like.

Our Office Manager is probably going to hunt me down and kill me. I'm still hold up in my office and in dire need of soda.

It's been a good life.

 
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(no subject) - ex_xtex on September 4th, 2007 - 09:50 pm
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 4th, 2007 - 10:00 pm
I'm still afraid our office manager is going to come and harvest my body for adam.

Caffeine is running low.
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Davidthisisdavid on September 4th, 2007 - 10:11 pm
That is SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

I LOVE IT!!!
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!!The Sexiest Darius Ever!!: Mean Girls Tankstormi on September 5th, 2007 - 01:43 am
David you are one evil little queen.
I am so getting one
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Davidfriendofjack on September 5th, 2007 - 03:28 am
I saw those on the website a few months ago and seriously considered a few for my office. Glad to hear that they work so well.
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Troy D.: Engineering Announcementamnewsboy on September 5th, 2007 - 07:12 pm
I sooooooo want to get one... the problem is that in the newsroom, with all the annoying scanner noises we have ANYWAY, I don't think this one is going to get noticed.
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