Aug. 1st, 2007
Google Rape  
Googleplex toilet
Googleplex toilet,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.



I think I was just violated by a Google toilet. Please don't touch me. I think I just need to be alone for a while.

P.S. I think I also frightened the guy in the stall next to me when I let out a little shriek. The "wand cleaner" doesn't do what you think it does.

 
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(no subject) - jopsam on August 1st, 2007 - 05:32 pm
The People's Exhibit A: eekdavidology on August 1st, 2007 - 05:51 pm

I... I don't think I should press anymore buttons.
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Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on August 1st, 2007 - 05:40 pm
Ah yes - the "Washlet"... I'm all for the advanced pampering/maintenence of one's tush.. If I had access to one of those, I'd probalby over use it. You know you liked it too.. don't act coy.

I find it mildly hilarious that Google happily demonstrates the "dot-com decadence" of yore by paying to put 1 unit of those in every wash room.
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Reprobateandrewshead on August 1st, 2007 - 05:42 pm
I never had the courage to experiment with any of the buttons for the entire time I was in Japan.


I still don't think I'm missing anything. ;)
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MKmankelly on August 1st, 2007 - 05:42 pm
Yay for the energy saver!
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jay dee 8chjdhorner on August 1st, 2007 - 05:50 pm
HAHA that rocks.
i want one for home, kthx.

though... WAND CLEANING?
*doublesnort*
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 1st, 2007 - 06:00 pm
How's your father?

doesn't do what it sounds like, that's for certain.
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perry: Headcompositeur on August 1st, 2007 - 06:12 pm
One shouldn't need a machine for that, anyways...
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jay dee 8ch: freakjdhorner on August 1st, 2007 - 06:33 pm
Re: How's your father?
SAD PANDAS.
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danthmanes on August 1st, 2007 - 07:53 pm
OMG, it apparently retracts the wand for easy cleaning with a damp cloth. If one were sitting on the seat at the time this happens, that could be quite bad (or good, depending on what ur into :))!
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danthmanes on August 1st, 2007 - 07:54 pm
Oops did I say retracts? I meant extends!
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(no subject) - ex_xtex on August 1st, 2007 - 05:53 pm
The People's Exhibit A: eekdavidology on August 1st, 2007 - 05:59 pm


*shivers* you don't want to know.
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(no subject) - ex_xtex on August 1st, 2007 - 06:12 pm
perry: Munch screamcompositeur on August 1st, 2007 - 09:36 pm
I'm sure the most important button on the whole thing by far is "STOP"!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 1st, 2007 - 09:38 pm
You'd be surprised how long it takes you to find that button once the ride begins.

I shouldn't have ordered the sealer wax.
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perry: ROFLbationcompositeur on August 1st, 2007 - 09:41 pm
=:-o
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Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on August 1st, 2007 - 06:18 pm
I'm also really enjoying the fact that the warm wavy lines on the dryer button once again resembles bacon.

"Okay the jet of water stopped... what is it doing now? Why is that so warm? OH MY GOD, THE GREASE! NO NO NO NO!"

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danthmanes on August 1st, 2007 - 07:55 pm
OMG CAN'T BREATH!
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cutenyeboicutenyeboi on August 1st, 2007 - 07:52 pm
ROFLMAO
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Markmahka42 on August 1st, 2007 - 09:05 pm
So Google's gone Japanese eh? I can't say that I ever used it while I was there...too scared. Although I definitely don't remember drying functions, or an oscillator.
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The People's Exhibit A: eekdavidology on August 1st, 2007 - 09:07 pm
I... I just... I don't wanna talk about it.
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perry: Briandogcompositeur on August 1st, 2007 - 09:40 pm
I hope that's a reflection of your fingers taking the picture, there in the front glass panel, and not some other, like, surprise feature. =)
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Jeffdailybinx on August 2nd, 2007 - 03:54 am
Are you Googley?
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erikelo_sf on August 2nd, 2007 - 01:30 pm
I love these, they are from Japan and AWESOME
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