Apr. 11th, 2007
My Dearest Trader Joe,  
If you introduce one more thing I grow to love and then subsequently take it from me a month later, I swear to Raptor Christ, I will personally fly to the Middle East, dig up the baby Jesus, remove a rusty skewer from his crusty body and stab you in the eye with it, you teasing twat-monkey.

You've toyed with my emotions for the last time!

Signed,
Your loving customer,
David

P.S. bring back the Spicy Veggie & Flaxseed Tortilla Chips or I will totally kill Trader Ming with fire. kthxbye

 
 
 
Mood: hyper
Listening to: Yellowcard - Back Home
 
 
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(no subject) - ex_xtex on April 12th, 2007 - 12:21 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 12th, 2007 - 05:32 pm
I have one half bag. Now that shelf has been replaced with some crap in a bag. Ripped from my heart, they were!
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Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on April 12th, 2007 - 12:29 am
They are either out of or completely discontinued the "Ends & Pieces" fruit leather made out of pulp n' stuff that I love to snack on. They are like the adult version of Fruit Roll Ups, but without the HFCS.

My poor roomate has had 5 things discontinued on him in the last 2 months.. he actually wrote them and they replied with "oh lol yea those are gone, sorry bb."

I'm surprised he hasn't set it on fire.

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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 12th, 2007 - 12:33 am
omg the past few months have been horrible! Absolutely horrible! They have ripped from me the very things I love! The Soy Chinese Salad Dressing that was ridiculously good, my cans of thai iced tea, one of the seasonings I liked, omg Le Gateau!! *tear*

...all gone within the past few months.
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Stewie...erm, Stanley: Mr. Tongueroamer1 on April 12th, 2007 - 12:54 am
I haven't had TJ's take anything away from me...yet.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 12th, 2007 - 05:34 pm
oh just wait. They like to hold out until you think they're going to stock it regularly. You see it there repeatedly. They lull you into a false sense of security, and then BAM! They tear it from you, and when you ask the clerk where it is, he gives you a smug, "Oh we discontinued that." Then he twists the knife and offers you some replacement that will never come close.

*sigh*
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gethenix on April 12th, 2007 - 01:58 am
Yeah, the last time I was at Trader Joe's I had a claustrophobia attack...the aisles were so cramped together. :(
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Markmahka42 on April 12th, 2007 - 04:02 am
TJ's seriously likes to change some of their goods around without much of a trial period. I don't know what the deal is. But I've learned - if I like something a lot, I go back quickly and stock up on a few, just in case they jack it.

Can't wait for the midtown one to open - no more driving super far to get good ol' tj food. Although it probably won't be nearly as big or nice as the WeHo one.
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