Feb. 22nd, 2007
ONOES! WE HAVE TERRORS!!  
It's official: we've lost the war on terrah... and it was by friendly fire.

Police blow up CD players that blared in church (via wtf_inc)

SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.


Wait until the terrorists learn to combine a Lite-Brite with a CD player. OMG. The horror. The horror.

I made a new threat level indicator for our protection.

Terrah Threat Level ZOMG!

Seriously... the inmates are running the asylum. Osama bin Laden (who?!) is in some desert resort laughing his fucking ass off at us right now.

 
 
 
Mood: *facedesk*
Listening to: Death Cab for Cutie - A Lack of Color
 
 
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Markmahka42 on February 23rd, 2007 - 02:27 am
..........

next thing i know, the tub of ice cream in my freezer will be a bomb. oh wait, my laptop too.
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matintin: ughmatintin on February 23rd, 2007 - 02:38 am
"It had a very sinister appearance." "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
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autosportscrew on February 23rd, 2007 - 03:23 am
zomg! my gmc truck has a "very sinister appearance!"
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The People's Exhibit A: eekdavidology on February 23rd, 2007 - 03:39 am
"IT HAS WIRES!"

/cue scream
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(no subject) - chucknoblet on February 23rd, 2007 - 03:52 am
autosportscrew on February 23rd, 2007 - 04:05 am
bwahahahahhah exactly!
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The People's Exhibit A: lmaodavidology on February 23rd, 2007 - 08:51 am
lmao!
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(no subject) - jopsam on February 23rd, 2007 - 03:21 am
The People's Exhibit A: metrodavidology on February 23rd, 2007 - 03:41 am
half the populace voted for G.W.Bush. We've been kind of screwed for a while. But, at least we hates our gays so "God" blesses us more. YAY!
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Firemaplesong...a song reference.....Gene: pogofiremaplesong on February 23rd, 2007 - 08:33 am
Somehow, I feel the evil creeping into new, unimagined as yet, former comfort zones.
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Brad: Brad - Dark Picturebradzoid on February 24th, 2007 - 03:59 am
Humans are becoming dumber. At what point does self-preservation override common sense? We reached that about 4 years ago.
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