Feb. 14th, 2007
Happy Single Awareness Day / Valentine's Day!  
So I enjoy joking about VDay, but I never really understood why so many people seem to really get depressed by it. I mean like, full on, pop-a-Proazac or take-Ambiens-all-day-to-stay-asleep depressed. The marketing department of FTD has everyone so well trained!

At the office is probably where it's the most amusing though. On the one side you people try to outdo each other at the office spending retarded amounts of money on weeds that are going to die 2 days later. Most of them probably ordered for them themselves or by telling their significant others what they expected them to send. Then on the other, you have to listen to everyone else bitch about the bouquets of flowers people are getting that are too big to even carry. You humans are silly creatures.

Personally, a single, red rose (given unprompted) is by far more sweet than a bouquet of bee magnets I will invariably manage to kill 10 minutes later. Now, a gift box with something kinky inside would be hot.

But for those of us who are single, there's no need to get all upset. There's always dirty stripper night at Micky's!

 
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Mood: cheerful
Listening to: Brand New - Jesus Christ
 
 
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NCSUJncsuj on February 14th, 2007 - 08:01 pm
*gives you a rose then humps your leg*
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wavemaster on February 14th, 2007 - 08:13 pm
i wonder if we could give him a rose THAT humps his leg, it would be far more amusing.
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NCSUJncsuj on February 14th, 2007 - 08:24 pm
yes, but then *I* don't get to hump him.
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wavemaster on February 14th, 2007 - 08:30 pm
ok... how about a rose that puts kelly to sleep temporarily, and then you can handcuff him to his bed and hump him?
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perry: Is it gay in herecompositeur on February 14th, 2007 - 08:36 pm
A rose is a rose is a rose.

Unless it's a soporific. ;)
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wavemaster on February 14th, 2007 - 08:49 pm
well this rose would be soporific, so i guess that works out.
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NCSUJncsuj on February 14th, 2007 - 08:41 pm
I think you've now jumped journals.....lol
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wavemaster on February 14th, 2007 - 08:48 pm
yes i have, i got confused, i apologize, though the technique would still work.
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NCSUJncsuj on February 14th, 2007 - 08:58 pm
haha
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NCSUJncsuj on February 14th, 2007 - 08:58 pm
Im sure David is thinking WTF?
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wavemaster on February 14th, 2007 - 08:59 pm
eh, david rolls his eyes at me all the time, it doesn't bother me.
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The People's Exhibit A: wtfdavidology on February 15th, 2007 - 12:38 am
 
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Markmahka42 on February 14th, 2007 - 11:14 pm
somehow i missed dirty stripper night...or maybe i never did, but just didn't notice considering the context...i dunno.

i'm not necessarily depressed, but it's kinda buggy to hear all these romantic plans from my friends and when they ask what i'm doing, i say "i have class til 10...then i'll probably go home, heat up a pizza, and watch a movie or something. just like every night."

if someone gave me a single rose, though, i'd be far more thrilled than anything big. a rose, and a shy smile.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2007 - 12:40 am
ah good point. I do hate being asked what I'm doing when there's some expectation ahead of time that you should be doing something.

I live in the middle of everything. I go out whenever I want to—doesn't have to be a special occasion. As my boss calls them, "rookie holidays." They're for the people who don't go out normally :-P
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Markmahka42 on February 15th, 2007 - 04:36 am
you live in weho?

i don't like going out on special events either, all that much...why not make an ordinary day special?
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Milambermilamberrex on February 15th, 2007 - 12:50 am
You forgot the Singing Valentines! One of my secretaries got one. Three damn songs worth. ANNOYING AS FUCK! Well, not fuck, maybe. Annoying as HELL :)
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(no subject) - jopsam on February 15th, 2007 - 01:52 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2007 - 11:29 pm
Wednesdays :)
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