Oct. 25th, 2005
Why aren't there a list of cooking rules?  

"David! You can't pour butter on chicken while it's on the (gas) grill!"


INFORMATION I COULD'VE USED 5 MINUTES AGO

D'oh, now where are my eyebrows?

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Mood: scorched
Listening to: The sound of my life flashing before my eyes
 
 
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Gantriochgantrioch on October 26th, 2005 - 03:45 am
The chemist and chef/gourmand in me shudders :-).
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(no subject) - oddferkout on October 26th, 2005 - 03:59 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 04:30 am
all except the eyebrows.

but there were alotta flames!
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erikelo_sf on October 26th, 2005 - 04:04 am
There is a list of cooking rules... just not well documented anywhere.

Hope you find your eyebrows. :)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 04:30 am
I need Cooking for Dummies... or just stick to box food with very clear directions :)
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erikelo_sf on October 26th, 2005 - 04:33 am
There is such a book AFAIK.

:)

Just cook more and eventually you will get it--that and watch some cooking shows.
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Davidsebastian86 on October 26th, 2005 - 04:06 am
as in actually on the grill grill and not on a grill pan on a gas stove?

use spray butter next time. it's kinda fun and less dangerous :-P
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 04:31 am
propane grill.

and they have butter in a spray?? What a GREAT idea!
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matintinmatintin on October 26th, 2005 - 10:14 am
The only thing spray butter IN AN AEROSOL CAN is going to do is make sure those eyebrows never come back.
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Davidsebastian86 on October 26th, 2005 - 11:24 am
the aerosol one is the butter flavoured canola i think

but even with that
it's all about the aim. you spray over the meat. not on or torward the meat. it's pretty fun.
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 05:23 am
hah.

hahahaha.

that's not funny.
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 05:25 am
and oh, i forgot you went to state. i work at KB Books.
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The People's Exhibit A: dohdavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 05:40 am
i liked the tiny little bookstore next to Rubio's... can't remember the name of it atm though.
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 05:48 am
i think rubios is gone. there's a dominos and a jack in the box. not rubios.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 05:53 am
i remember the jack... the bookstore i liked was between jack and the pedestrian bridge... like right at the end of that street (which was more like an alley).

but no more fish tacos?

*tear*
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 06:18 am
yeah, that's where i work.

and no, no fish tacos.

there's a chipotle, though. i ate the biggest burrito in the universe today.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 06:35 am
yeah i liked that store. better prices than the rest, well, at least when they had my books, and

OMFG I LOVE CHIPOTLE IS TEH SECKS!11111

sorry... had a moment
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 06:57 am
guaranteed lowest prices.

and yes. large burritos are lots of orgasms.
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The People's Exhibit A: loldavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 05:34 am
hehe... yeah, it was actually.

Before I did it, I wondered if it was a good idea. Then I figured, "It's just butter. How can dairy be flammable?"

Then I remembered (after it flared up a few seconds later), that $margarine !== $butter.

The grill really needs a warning label with a list of things for those of us who are domestically challenged!
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justinformative on October 26th, 2005 - 05:47 am
well

i set a leaf on fire once, and when it started burning i got nervous (as if i didn't think it would happen) and put the embers out with my fingers.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on October 26th, 2005 - 05:49 am
I like fire... just not in my face.

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josh: devilsoundofthemoon on October 26th, 2005 - 05:35 am
WOOSH!
Maybe tomorrow you should eat out.
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billyboy15 on October 27th, 2005 - 08:14 pm
I'm feeling some immense post-appreciation of my LJ icon, sooo I just thought I'd say thanks, again, for making it for me!

You are teh sex and teh shit.
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