Mar. 1st, 2005
Where are my happy pills?  
Okay, so I'm tired of being the only one at the table without anti-depressant stories.

"Have you tried the new Welbutrin?"

"No, my doctor has me on half an Effexor mixed in with a quarter Zoloft and a Paxil. You?"

Sadly, I'm not currently on any anti-depressants, anti-ADHD, nor anti-dealwithcrap medication, and I'm quite frankly sick of it.

Clearly, I need a new doctor. I miss my prescription-happy doctor who introduced me to the wonders of Ambien. Now I need to be able to control my waking hours. Better living through chemicals, I say!

Seriously, those medicine ads almost make me want to contract genital herpes just so I can go running around in the sun too! And who doesn't want 4 periods a year! Damnit! I long for those too now! but for right now... now I want THIS!
 
 
Mood: food coma
Listening to: The Postal Service - Clark Gable
 
 
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[-nick-]harg on March 2nd, 2005 - 12:58 am
mmm deprovera :D
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xed_geekxed_geek on March 2nd, 2005 - 01:46 am
Brilliant!
That vid is hilarious, thanks, it made my day.
I too am without happy pills and now I really want to try some. Tell you what, you start with the A's through M's and I'll take it from M through Z. We'll meet up and compare notes.
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on March 2nd, 2005 - 01:57 am
i miss codene... not that that's an anti-depressant or anything. it just rules.
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eviltickles on March 2nd, 2005 - 02:13 am
anti-depressants are soooooooooo overrated.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 2nd, 2005 - 02:16 am
bah.. I know. I have a collection of Zoloft, Serzone, and Welbutrin in a drawer somewhere. But there's a NEW Welbutrin out that I just *have* to try! (and everyone seems to be on Effexor lately).

I want my chemically-induced euphoria too.
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eviltickles on March 2nd, 2005 - 10:36 pm
boys and their toys gays and their pills...
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JDean_81jdean_81 on March 2nd, 2005 - 02:16 am
lol...I love that video!

I wanna be on chemicals too! Maybe alcohol will do for now.
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cliffsocakid825 on March 2nd, 2005 - 02:54 am
i've never been on any drugs before. lol.
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Gantriochgantrioch on March 2nd, 2005 - 08:07 am
I've never been on pharmaceuticals before, either, and I'm proud of that.
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Jimmyprinceofireland on March 2nd, 2005 - 08:06 am
best anti-depressant medication out is Celexa because it has the least side effect of any kind espcially sexually...you still pop a boner on it..:o)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 2nd, 2005 - 08:07 am
hey, don't knock Welbutrin. That stuff actually made me more horny.

No one was safe.
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Jimmyprinceofireland on March 2nd, 2005 - 08:10 am
well then come knock on my door...
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xed_geekxed_geek on March 2nd, 2005 - 09:06 am
::mental note::
Ask for Welbutrin by name. Create symptoms if necessary.
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Ryanbcp on March 2nd, 2005 - 03:32 pm
awesome video, thanks :)

now if only they had a drug to stop you wishing you needed drugs... actually there might be a market for that :-S
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kyle [rox]jirafff on March 2nd, 2005 - 06:25 pm
i kissed you in a style clark gable would admire, i thought it classic.
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