Nov. 17th, 2004
Mary, Mary, quite dairy  

The bidding is up to $99.999,99 [edit: down to $18,750 after a bid was retracted] for a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich that people think they can see the image of the virgin Mary in.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the kitchen with the George Forman grill and some "holy" water.
Virgin Mary in a Grilled Cheese sandwich? this is almost as good as spray cheese.

mmm... Sacrilicious...........
Description (revised)
THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION!
THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THIS PHYSICAL ITEM!! EBAY PLEASE DO NOT PULL THIS AUCTION OFF, IT NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE OF ANY SORT, A GENUINE ITEM!!! THIS IS A PAYPAL AUCTION ONLY!!! PAYMENT MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE! NO EXCEPTIONS!! NO BIDDERS WITH A ZERO FEEDBACK RATING!!

You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect. I also would like all onlookers to understand why I am choosing to keep the high bidders ID private, I listed this once before and had all kinds of emails some were nice and funny comments but many were cruel intended, and vindictive, I ignored them but, I do not wish to subject potiental buyers to this form of invasion, The last time this was listed there were over 80,000 viewers, Like I said I recieved alot of emails that were down right cruel intended, I do not care I will not read them anyhow, but you should not waste your time being vindictive, I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiclous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email, I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item proivided that there is a serious bid with a payment, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!!



On Nov-16-04 at 20:31:56 PST, seller added the following information:
I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption, it is intended for collectable purposes only..All bidders must be on a pre approved bidder list, to get on that list you must email me prior to bidding, eBay is not allowing you to bid unless you do so, eBay is watching this auction very closely and veryifying all bids, An eBay official will be calling you, if you are bidding! if you bid and you retract the bid, you may be subject to concequences at eBay's discretion! Also I would like to add that this item has been featured in newpaper articles, and tv interviews, and radio stations worldwide, One of those radio stationsis WFTL Ft. Lauderdale on live 80.






Real auction link here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

*ebay link ganked from vorpal*
 
 
Mood: amused
Listening to: The F-Ups - Look At Your Son Now
 
 
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semaj_miasma on November 17th, 2004 - 05:06 am
Wow.
Think of what you could DO with that money!
I can't believe someone would pay a billion dollars for that shit.
suckers! So So cool if it turns out they get BAD luck...
WHO'S THE VIRGIN MARY NOW. bitch please.
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(no subject) - backseathero on November 17th, 2004 - 07:50 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 12:46 pm
God Bless America!

How much you think I can get for Pontius Pilot in a Pita?
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D a y s p r i n g: JRM - SEXsextypeboy on November 17th, 2004 - 07:55 am
Looks more like Marylin Monroa to me. O_o
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MKmankelly on November 17th, 2004 - 08:32 am
I thought gambling was immoral. Maybe this is Mary's evil twin sister trying to encourage people to gamble "in the name of God". I bet she'd also support gay marriage. Pfffttt.... marriage for heathens? WHATEVER.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 12:55 pm
I think it's fine as long as you don't use pork or shellfish.
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Karenperiazhad on November 17th, 2004 - 08:37 am
I think I might cry
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 12:53 pm
I almost peed my pants.

I wonder if the stain would have looked like... never mind.
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Karenperiazhad on November 17th, 2004 - 12:54 pm
lmao
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Adamecho3347 on November 17th, 2004 - 11:33 am
ive always like that icon *nods*
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eviltickles on November 17th, 2004 - 12:23 pm
nothing says holy like a grilled cheese sandwich! i should make one of those things, photoshop together an image of jesus, and then blame shipping when the sandwich turns out all normal.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 12:57 pm
why do that? Just creatively use the butter to control the burning/singeing!

I'm thinking I should do a nativity scene for Chrismukah.
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eviltickles on November 17th, 2004 - 01:03 pm
I'm thinking I should do a nativity scene for Chrismukah.

ooh. that'll get you in good with the christians AND the OC fanatics!
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code_hero on November 17th, 2004 - 12:58 pm
Looks more like Marlene Dietrich than the Virgin Mary.

JACER.
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Brentmamabrent on November 17th, 2004 - 12:59 pm
I see Marlene Dietrich.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 19th, 2004 - 12:57 am
i'm going to have to google her.... hard.
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on November 17th, 2004 - 02:10 pm
oh lordy, PRAISE JESUS!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!!

this must be the sign of the apocalypse...

and goddamn, i need to start looking more closely to my food to see if i see jesus or someone.

do you remember a few years back when people were freaking out because they saw mary in a streaky hospital window???
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 02:45 pm
LOL! yeah... I remember the pictures of all the people kneeling before the shattered window praying.

I know I probably shouldn't find that amusing. but C'MON IT'S A WINDOW!!

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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on November 17th, 2004 - 09:29 pm
i mean, seriously... if there really was a jesus (i'm not gonna get into a religious war about this) would he really show himself in a fucking grilled cheese sandwich??

i mean, shit, if i were jesus i'd at least show myself in something cool...like in an picture of a hurricaine cyclone or something.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 09:33 pm
...or like a mirror in the french rugby team's locker!
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on November 17th, 2004 - 10:03 pm
just don't be suprised if you see my face in YOUR mirror. hah. that was lame.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 11:23 pm
will you bring a grilled cheese sandwich? ;)
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Christopher: the more you knowhunkdujour on November 17th, 2004 - 02:40 pm
"Sacralicious" was the name of a bowling team that I was on last year. :)
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Mario says...toolerapc on November 17th, 2004 - 03:06 pm
yup, people are stupid.
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Vallery: kiss by kerfectdarkangel40 on November 17th, 2004 - 04:08 pm
I knew some people were stupid but never this bad.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 18th, 2004 - 02:42 am
oh, i dunno.. 2nd of november was a clue!
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Markmillenium_spike on November 17th, 2004 - 08:02 pm
i think the part that amuses me the most is the bite mark.
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The People's Exhibit A: wtfdavidology on November 17th, 2004 - 11:24 pm
and wtf is with the cotton balls?!?
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