Sep. 1st, 2004
EVERY sperm is sacred  
Me (mocking the religious right): ...You know they think every sperm is sacred.

Tony: If every sperm is sacred, my bedspread is the Shroud of Turin.

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And the retard award of the day goes to...me!

Although I was pretty much done, I somehow managed to linger at work an extra 45 minutes. "How?" You ask.

Well, my computer clock was being a bitch so I changed it to sync with the government ntp server (if I'm going to have a clock at all, I'm pretty OCD about making sure it's synchronized). Somehow in the process I managed to uncheck the little box to automatically adjust the clock for daylight savings time.

So... I'm sitting there like a retard thinking, "Wow, everyone is going home early today. Maybe I should too." As I start getting my stuff together, I notice the time on my phone says it's an hour later.

WTF was immediately followed by D'OH!

Corrected it, and *poof* 5:45 becomes 6:45.

Argh!

(This is what happens when I don't have caffeine first thing in the morning.)

now, i think i'll go to the gym and try to work off some sexual energy... which will backfire.
 
 
Mood: horny
Listening to: Juliana Theory - Understand the Dream is Over
 
 
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eviltickles on September 1st, 2004 - 11:25 pm
yeah, a friend of mine had hers on auto sync so that everytime she logged on, her comp would automatically re sync. only problem was that she had selected the wrong time zone and didn't know how to get it back to normal :-P
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 12:41 pm
yeah, it's on auto sync but was with the Windows NTP server. That thing started acting up last week, and my time was all jacked. I switched it to the National Institute of Time's NTP server. That should take care of it :-P
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(no subject) - eviltickles on September 2nd, 2004 - 01:35 pm
(no subject) - davidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 02:26 pm
(no subject) - eviltickles on September 2nd, 2004 - 02:39 pm
(no subject) - davidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 02:40 pm
(no subject) - eviltickles on September 2nd, 2004 - 03:00 pm
(no subject) - davidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 03:05 pm
(no subject) - eviltickles on September 2nd, 2004 - 03:09 pm
(no subject) - iwill on September 3rd, 2004 - 06:17 am
(no subject) - davidology on September 3rd, 2004 - 05:41 pm
(no subject) - iwill on September 4th, 2004 - 03:43 am
Ry Guymix_o_choc on September 2nd, 2004 - 07:20 am
number one: that icon is so wrong it's right

number two: you'r not a retard for being able to quote monty python. I do it all the time, sure people look at me funny and slowly start moving away from me pretending not to know me especially when I do my silly walk from the department of silly walks but it's all good, be proud of your geekdom :)

number three: I can work off some of that tension for ya *winks*
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Milamber: MP - Water envy by unknownmilamberrex on September 2nd, 2004 - 07:48 am
methinks you will have plenty of volunteers to help you work off that sexual energy! ;)
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cowslayer on September 2nd, 2004 - 08:33 am
I LOVE the icon. Love it! Love it! Love it!
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eviltickles on September 2nd, 2004 - 11:50 am
i was just gonna say that it made me feel dirrty...
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(no subject) - davidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 12:38 pm
Alexander: chat bubblealexanderwolf on September 2nd, 2004 - 10:46 am
lol, appropriate icon
Poor you and your clock. That is a funny story though ;)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 12:41 pm
Re: lol, appropriate icon
*sigh* 40 minutes of my life I'll never get back!
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(no subject) - oddferkout on September 2nd, 2004 - 09:47 pm
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 2nd, 2004 - 11:29 pm
yeah... it has a mind of its own lately. However, here's a tip: now is a good time to buy stock in paper towel companies.
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(no subject) - curiousgeorgecu on September 3rd, 2004 - 06:23 am
(no subject) - gantrioch on September 3rd, 2004 - 09:14 am
(no subject) - davidology on September 3rd, 2004 - 09:33 am
(no subject) - socaldummy on September 4th, 2004 - 10:06 pm
beachboyty: AnFbeachboyty on September 3rd, 2004 - 12:27 pm
this may be a crass and unwelcome question, but since I have never broached a sexual conversation with you and you don't post sexual related stuff much (though your mood is often listed as horny), I really am honestly curious as to your mindset on this....

why exactly would you not just work off the sexual energy/tension by having sex? (again, this is a serious inquiry)


Onto the clock. Scott and I have one of those atomic clocks that sets itself by some GPS technology. It's great...except for the fact that we CAN'T GET IT TO SET TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EASTERN TIME!!!! It's incredibly frustrating. We manually change it to PDT, and as soon as it communicates with whatever signal it's connected to, *POOF* right back to being 3 hours ahead.
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The People's Exhibit A: sexdavidology on September 3rd, 2004 - 06:52 pm
Most of our clocks set themselves to the radio time signal in Colorado. There must be a setting somewhere where you can set it to GMT-8 (GMT-7 right now, if it doesn't auto adjust for DST.

To the other question, it's just sometimes easier to take care of things yourself. I sometimes pop into a chatroom, but invariably the online thing will creep me out at some point, and I'll take off or flake at the last minute, which is no good for anybody! :-P

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soccerballersoccerballer on September 4th, 2004 - 11:14 pm
sup kid you seem like a neato dude so i'm addin ya... i hope there aren't objections, or i might just have to slap you with my penis
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The People's Exhibit A: ATHF - Ignignotdavidology on September 9th, 2004 - 11:36 am
where's the downside again? :-P
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ninjaboy_xx on September 7th, 2004 - 10:00 am
title or description


I saw you in another community, and you seem pretty cool. So I know you’d deff. Make it into mine. Come join!
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Ben Copecopeless on September 13th, 2004 - 10:43 pm
Icon is great, now if we could on get season 4 of Family Guy on the air sooner.
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