The People's Exhibit A
Nov. 10th, 2009
Modern Warfare 2 - Missing a head  
I picked up my Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 promptly at midnight last night. It was pretty crazy: Infinity Ward had a tank, a humvee, and a line that wrapped around the block. After freezing my ass off for an hour, I got my precious—which I played on Veteran until 5 in the morning when I thought it might be good to get 3 hours sleep before work.

The game is simply fraking AWESOME. I didn't know if Infinity Ward could outdo Call of Duty 4, but this is as good or better.

I was so stoked to be playing, it was totally lost on me that there was something wrong with my prestige edition. I thought I was the only one unlucky enough to end up without a complete Soap head. , but I've seen a couple things online suggesting a few other people may have had that problem. In my case, I had two left halves of Soap's head and was missing the right half.

I brought mine back to Best Buy the moment they opened this morning, but not before I'd already emailed and called Jakks (the company that made the bust and night vision goggles for Activision) to ask what to do, since I wasn't sure if Best Buy would have a replacement (the prestige editions are sold out, from what I understand).

Anyway, Best Buy took care of my problem, but the folks at Jakks were super friendly. The lady on the phone promptly called me back, and I've already gotten a response from them via email:

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: RE: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige TWO LEFT HEADS!
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:53:38 -0800
From: Carlos ** **** <*******@jakks.net>
To: <david@>

Thank you for contacting Consumer Relations

We are in the process of ordering the face halves, but we will be able to send you the parts that you need. If you can please verify which half you need, as if you were the mannequin, ie if you were looking at the back of it’s head. Also please forward me your mailing address, and a contact phone number. We will contact you as soon as we receive and send out the replacements.

Thank you,
Carlos ** ****
Consumer Relations
21749 Baker Parkway Industry CA 91789
P:877.875.2557


The email address I wrote to them was at consumer (at) jakks.net, in case any of you had the same problem.

Modern Warfare 2 + Jack in the Box + Monster

Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition Night Vision Goggles



 
 
 
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Jul. 2nd, 2009
bacon!  
i think we just had a great idea (i'm x-posting)

hard shell taco shells made of bacon... it's brilliant!

 
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Jun. 3rd, 2009
pretty pony!  
is it just me or is tidus totally getting kinda hot with all that scruff going on?
2009-06-03 15.36.49.jpg

 
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The People's Exhibit A
Apr. 20th, 2009
ProTip  
ProTip

ProTip,

Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.
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Sent from my mobile 
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Mar. 20th, 2009
( ! )  
Either my car is mooning me or trying to tell me my tires are low.

Really? is this the best symbol they could come up with for low tire pressure? they should really consult with the internets before doing things like this.

(!)

 
 
 
Mood: horny
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Mar. 11th, 2009
Webinars / teleconferences  
Protip: Don't leave your phone on vibrate on your desk while you're mic's live. To everyone on the call, it makes it sound like you just farted.

 
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Mood: sophomoric
Listening to: the sound of someone from ICANN going on and on and on and on
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Feb. 26th, 2009
Birth Announcement!  
 


davidology

is pleased to announce

the birth of a bouncing baby MacBook Pro,

on February 20, 2009, at 9:33,

in Santa Monica, California,

weighing in at 5 pounds, 5 ounces, 2.4GHz



Okay, I totally lag.

I have to say with my MacBook, I never fully understood the koolaid drinkers. Clearly, I needed to start with a MacBook Pro. This puppy is much better built, sooo much more responsive, usable screen (resolution-wise), and just an all-around nice package. It's a little on the heavy side, but me likie.

Her network name is "Galactica".

- - -

Meanwhile, my old black MacBook had very suddenly developed the bulging battery problem (I believe it expanded when I removed the battery). A few weeks before that, a tiny sliver piece of plastic on the MacBook case suddenly fell off!

Well, I made an appointment at the Apple Store to get my battery replacement. From what I was reading, Apple's response to the case plague depended was mixed.

I don't buy extended warranties, so I don't have AppleCare. Because of the pseudo-recall, the tech exchanged my old battery (which still was at 100% anyway) with a new one; and told me there was a replacement policy for the top (free). He sent it in the back for a "new top". I was surprised when it came back to see it had a new keyboard and trackpad too (it's all one piece)!

Yay for defects, I guess! Because of them, for $0, I have a like-new BlackBook to sell! (Well, once I'm sure I have all my data off.)

 
 
 
Mood: pleased
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Feb. 23rd, 2009
Menus make me think  
 

Do you think there's a shelter for battered shrimp?

 
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Mood: curious
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Feb. 17th, 2009
Queue  
purgatory.com

Been in position #2 for 30 minutes.

Only sure fire way to move up in the queue is to try to make it to the bathroom and back.

 
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Mood: patient
 
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The People's Exhibit A
Feb. 12th, 2009
Time-Warner Cable kinda blows  
I think I'm missing an internet or two.

 
 
 
Mood: slooooooooooow
 
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